“The defendant Monday is hereby ordered to stand in the
presence of the kangaroo court and the Supreme Justice Jandy. What, if
anything, have you got to say in your defence, you snivelling miserable day,
you?”
“Sir, I start the
week.”
“You weak-starter! You ignoramus! I am not a Sir. I am a
Your Honour. If you weren’t so sluggish after your weekend party, you woulda
known the difference.”
“Your Honour, I am not
sluggish. I am always sharp and bright and hard-working.”
“I know I know. That is the problem. Why do you slap
everyone into shape for the hated Monday morning meeting?”
“Your Honour, it’s
called discipline. Look at Friday, that slacker – no meetings, no discipline,
half the day planning the weekend...”
“And why can’t you take a break for a little fun, huh? Why
must you be such a killjoy? Giving everyone the Monday morning blues.”
“Your Honour...”
“And do you know more people are sick on Mondays than any
other day, huh?”
“Your Honour...”
“Don’t Your Honour
me...”
“But you told me to
call you Your Honour, Your Honour.”
“Are you arguing with the Supreme Justice Jandy? You are
hereby sent to life imprisonment. With no chance of ever getting out! You will
never show your face again. From now on, the work week will have 4 days,
starting with half a work day on Tuesday, and Thursday afternoons off too.
Begone Monday!”
Yay..just 4 days of work! I so so so wish this was true :)
ReplyDeleteElect me Supreme Justice and watchit!
DeleteI love the supreme justice Jandy!!! *bows low in reverence*
ReplyDeleteLoved this post, Jane :-))))
Thanks so much
Deletehe he completely enjoyed the post :) only 4 days that too thursday off :)
ReplyDeleteNow bringing Tuesday to the dock
DeleteHa ha! Poor Monday, punished for no fault of his :) Lets see how Tuesday fares now as it will start the day. A lot of people are going to love Supreme Justice Jandy for doing away with Monday though ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm only fond of friday really
DeleteHehe cheers to Justice Jandy. A four day week.. Whoopee!
ReplyDelete3 1/2
DeleteJustice jandy tussi great ho!
ReplyDeletetee hee
DeleteI work six days. I'll let Monday go, if you can manage to get rid of Saturday!
ReplyDeleteMy email is trish.bora@gmail.com
ReplyDelete:) waiting for more posts
ReplyDeleteThanks @James Barnett. Blog's been dead since the book-writing began. Sad. Always think I'll resurrect it, and then turn to Fb instead.
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